Write a news about self, like this: Local man had dinner. (Mine) [I'd Rather Get To Know You Than Small Talk]

Irresistible and adorable SW user adorbz awarded Best Comment by Riemann

Tired hotty has epic day at work 😌

IT guy in fully functional personality shocker

Furry animal on loose in Wales.Stay indoors until caught.

OCD man checks stove 100 times on the off chance the house burns down

Love these.

Be on the look out for escaped mental patient. Goes by PervertedPrincess and is considered armed and extremely dangerous

Mentally ill drug addict takes drugs and feels crazy.