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Underwear statistics

I’m at a meeting with about 1000 people, half men and half women. Statistical research suggests that about 50 women at dinner tonight are going commando, while 25-50 of the men are wearing women’s underwear. Interestingl that those numbers are similar. So there are 500 people wearing panties in this room—they just aren’t all who you think they are.

Also, about 150 women here have a cup size of DD or larger, while only about 5 men have an erect dick size of 7 inches or more.

This has been an entertaining dinner.
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emmasfriend · 46-50, F
When I dress for a formal dinner, I am always obsessive about VPL in a clinging dress, so a thong or commando is likely. But I am surprised by the statistic of 10%.

Also surprised by 30% BBW !

I fall into the small-breasted category, but have rather prominent nipples. Some evening dresses, such as backless, are designed to be worn without a bra.

It is a rather special feeling to have no undies at all - keep them guessing !
Degbeme · 70-79, M
..... and your choice of undergarments? 🤔
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
@Degbeme LOL. Neither commando nor lingerie.
GoFish ·
is it a boring meeting? lol

my ex was a security guard at a bank tower and he wore women's underwear under his guard uniform
GoFish ·
@Harmonium1923 idk i wasn't with him long .. is the actual dinner good at least?
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
@GoFish Decent dinner. Excellent whisky. Not complaining.
GoFish ·
Crikey !
What sort of dinner is this ! 👀

I mean, did you fill out a stat dec before hand?
Was it cited to be undies optional?
Is seating arranged by ones choice of daks ?

More importantly --- Are there towels?

And what on earth does dinner have to do with underwear? Is there some secret formal type you wear with a tie or sumpin😏
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
@OogieBoogie Seating by choice is a good thought though. “Looks like you’ll be at the commando table this evening, ma’am. Right this way, please.”
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
Haha. Wish you were here to laugh with me!

Totally normal dinner. Just working on some applied statistics.
MellyMel22 · F
Mannnn whatttt 🤯
Don’t we love statistics! It makes an event interesting as a people-watching opportunity— wondering what each person was wearing. 😉
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
@CookieCrumbs Exactly. 😎
@Harmonium1923
I’ll keep those numbers in mind. 😊
Gibbon · 70-79, M
These numbers had to be counted. Did anyone have their heads above the tables?
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
Interesting statistics lol
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
@RebelRaven I thought you’d enjoy (although perhaps be disappointed by) the statistical evidence that men are delusional. A legit 7 inches is really uncommon, apparently.

Tried to assess the percentage of woman wearing thongs (you know, for scientific purposes) but couldn’t find reliable stats.
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JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Well...the invitation said "formal" and I just assumed that meant panties
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
@JohnnyNoir Understandable. Happens to the best of us.

 
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