Some lines to use at the grocery store.

These nuts are pretty good, but mine are better.

What do you think of the size of this 🥒?

How do you like your hotdogs? Boiled or raw dogged?

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SStarfish ·

Roasted

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SStarfish ·

@pancakeslam oh i love falafels

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@SStarfish Meet at Trump Gaza Hotel for falafel and babaganoush

SStarfish ·

@pancakeslam if he makes one there i will work in the kitchen 😁

ffony · M

I'll give you an extra quarter so you can give me back a ten.

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@ffony 😬

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

“Mines bigger “ - otter from animal house

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@AthrillatheHunt hah I'll try that

OrionInTheNight

but then she surprises you and puts the cucumber in her mouth leaving you feeling like maybe you messed with the wrong one

you never know...some people out there

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@OrionInTheNight that's OK 😃

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

How much did you pay for those melons?

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