Salacious Gossip

I didn't actually think I would be reporting back but oh boy what a night Friday was! 🤣🤣🤣

D the girl who's 30th it was and is a bit of quiet nerdy one in the office is a total wild child! She got fingered by the good looking guy who kept wanting to dance with her.

Our token gay guy disappeared early on a promise and has only answered my text to say "He's hung like a horse!"

I had to sadly have arguments with two guys including pinning one to a wall and threatening to dislocate his elbow if he didn't stop touching me.

D and K stayed at my place. So we arrive home about 3am and actually hit the sack about 6am. I'm too fucking old for all this nonsense. 🧓

We had a breakfast planned at a local cafe with the others at 11am which we just made. J the older lady in our troup (in her late 50s, refuses to be precise so I think early 60s more likely) says her hubby isn't ever letting her out with us again although he turned up to the breakfast to take the place of R who'd gone awol with the hung stallion and wanted to know everything we'd been up to. I didn't tell him about J flashing her boobs at one one guy in the High Street 🤣🤣🤣

Despite the two morons with no manners met one nice guy who complimented my hair before my butt and quickly seemed to cope with the fact I do not ever drink or do drugs. Already have a lunch date with him next week. 🤭