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I was shocked the first time I saw myself walk, it’s a horrible sight!
I’m so bow-legged😞
I’m so bow-legged😞

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@Ghostinthemachine do you ride horses?
@SW-User not regularly enough to be the reason for my cowboy gait.
I’ve been asked this before 😕
I’ve been asked this before 😕

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@Ghostinthemachine oh my
@SW-User that’s what people whisper when they see me walking down the street 😣

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@Ghostinthemachine or giddy up cowboy?
@SW-User or “Choo-Choo!”
Because a train could roll right between the gaping space between my knees
Because a train could roll right between the gaping space between my knees

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@Ghostinthemachine * plays Thomas the tank engine theme song *
@SW-User all I hear is “I think I can…I think I can…”
Until it becomes “I know I can…I knew I could”
Until it becomes “I know I can…I knew I could”

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@Ghostinthemachine and then you did
@SW-User and then I did.
All because you asked if I rode horses
All because you asked if I rode horses