Which one of you wrote this fortune cookie?

Maybe it did....like my fortune cookie told me that I should go to a gay bar.
Years ago, when I was considering going to a gay bar for the first time, I had Chinese food for lunch, The whole time, I was wrestling with the question of whether or not to try visiting a gay bar that night.
My fortune read “Well, why not? Admit it -you’re intrigued”. I followed the advice, went to the gay bar and had a great time.

I consider a good time having a nice dinner, or, a nice sub with beer. It doesn't HAVE to be sex.

But at times I wish I could lick myself like dogs do.

Me 😇