I mean, do yall actually hunt down women to simp over or are they just in your feed? Jeez 🙄🥱

@forestgirl LOL

@forestgirl what would be ok to open with?.

@Infamous607 nothing stupid

@forestgirl So like, "hey beautiful, wanna see my shlong?" wouldn't work for you?

@forestgirl Ha well that leaves a whole realm of possibilities.

@Tumbleweed Yeah!
Whats wrong with thst? At least theyre being respectful by asking yes?

@Tumbleweed That's sooooo flattering! Lol

@Infamous607 True :) BUT... how do they know I'm beautiful if they've never seen my face? I might not even be legit. 🤔

@Tumbleweed I know my friend, im just fooling around. I get where youre coming from and yes some guys operate under some strsnge delusion in reference to what they think women like. I kinda feel bad for those. Others are just, i dont know, bad people.

@Infamous607 Right?!?

@Tumbleweed

Something with poon tang...

@Thrust poon!! 🤣🤣🤣

@forestgirl Hi !

@Tumbleweed I know right?

@Tumbleweed That's like calling it the squash patch or something.

@Infamous607 Maybe its a measurment of the relative tallness of the crop