Don't mind me
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a new guy on a social network.
You follow me.
I follow you back.
Friendships of convenience.
I make a post on Sink Worlds.
You heart it.
I'll make another one for you.
Friendships of convenience.
I crack a joke online.
You have a good chuckle.
If she laughed, she's into me.
Friendships of convenience.
I wake up with a big rod.
Need some content to take the tension off.
You send me a selfie with your vdders hanging out.
I thank you and send you a tribvte.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a deg3nerate s!mp.
You're a deg3nerate sink.
Let's get together.
Friendships of convenience.
I post my ridiculous f^ntasies online.
You tell me how h0t they are.
Together, we rvb one off.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm jealous of a h0t woman on Sewer Worlds.
You're jealous of the h0t woman too.
Let's gossip mean things about her.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a nobody that needs attention.
You're somebody that needs a personal army.
I'll harass your enemies for you.
You'll legitimize my online presence.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a st^lker looking to exact rev3nge.
You're a sociopath that enjoys watching people get hurt.
I give you a Netflix episode.
You give me ratings.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm an attention seeker with a high s3xual drive.
You're a businesswoman with an Onlyfans.
I'll tell you how smart you are.
You tell me how beautiful I am.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a lesb!an who forces herself on straight women.
You're an uggo that's ignored by the s!mps of SeWer.
I'll har^ss the women who turn me down.
You'll st^lk the s!mps and their wh0res.
When I'm under fire, you'll tell everyone what an angel I am.
When you're under fire, I'll tell the men they're beneath you.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a married woman who enjoys s!mps on the down low.
You're a married woman who enjoys s!mps on the up high.
You keep my secrets.
I'll keep yours.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm an old creep that enjoys w^nking for strangers.
You're an old creep that enjoys parading his n^ked wife to strangers.
You send me your wife's pics.
I'll tell you what I'd do to her.
We rvb one out together.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a married man and my wife won't give it to me.
You're a married woman and your husband won't look at you twice.
Tell me what a stud I am.
I'll tell you how s3xy you are.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a 55 year old textbook Karen who creates catfish profiles for giggles.
You're a 55 year old creepy Joe who's desperate for any woman.
If she's got a slit in front, she's definitely your type.
I post instagram pictures of random h0ez.
You get a stroke trying to beat one out for the girls.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a republit^rd that enjoys making fun of your creepy old sniff snoff demented stumbling president.
You're a demot^rd that's impeached the vajaina man 15 times in the last two years.
I wake up every morning and remind you the old man might die of a str0ke or something.
You dye your hair blue and scream incoherent things at me.
SWenemies of convenience.
This is a friendship that ignites upon login, and extinguishes on logout.
Which is why I made the #1 rule to never log out.
I'm always here, with you.
This, is my life.
The world has nothing else for me.
No God.
No family.
No friends.
No hobbies.
No interests.
No ambitions.
It's just you and me.
Let's be best friends forever.
I'm a new guy on a social network.
You follow me.
I follow you back.
Friendships of convenience.
I make a post on Sink Worlds.
You heart it.
I'll make another one for you.
Friendships of convenience.
I crack a joke online.
You have a good chuckle.
If she laughed, she's into me.
Friendships of convenience.
I wake up with a big rod.
Need some content to take the tension off.
You send me a selfie with your vdders hanging out.
I thank you and send you a tribvte.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a deg3nerate s!mp.
You're a deg3nerate sink.
Let's get together.
Friendships of convenience.
I post my ridiculous f^ntasies online.
You tell me how h0t they are.
Together, we rvb one off.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm jealous of a h0t woman on Sewer Worlds.
You're jealous of the h0t woman too.
Let's gossip mean things about her.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a nobody that needs attention.
You're somebody that needs a personal army.
I'll harass your enemies for you.
You'll legitimize my online presence.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a st^lker looking to exact rev3nge.
You're a sociopath that enjoys watching people get hurt.
I give you a Netflix episode.
You give me ratings.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm an attention seeker with a high s3xual drive.
You're a businesswoman with an Onlyfans.
I'll tell you how smart you are.
You tell me how beautiful I am.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a lesb!an who forces herself on straight women.
You're an uggo that's ignored by the s!mps of SeWer.
I'll har^ss the women who turn me down.
You'll st^lk the s!mps and their wh0res.
When I'm under fire, you'll tell everyone what an angel I am.
When you're under fire, I'll tell the men they're beneath you.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a married woman who enjoys s!mps on the down low.
You're a married woman who enjoys s!mps on the up high.
You keep my secrets.
I'll keep yours.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm an old creep that enjoys w^nking for strangers.
You're an old creep that enjoys parading his n^ked wife to strangers.
You send me your wife's pics.
I'll tell you what I'd do to her.
We rvb one out together.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a married man and my wife won't give it to me.
You're a married woman and your husband won't look at you twice.
Tell me what a stud I am.
I'll tell you how s3xy you are.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a 55 year old textbook Karen who creates catfish profiles for giggles.
You're a 55 year old creepy Joe who's desperate for any woman.
If she's got a slit in front, she's definitely your type.
I post instagram pictures of random h0ez.
You get a stroke trying to beat one out for the girls.
Friendships of convenience.
I'm a republit^rd that enjoys making fun of your creepy old sniff snoff demented stumbling president.
You're a demot^rd that's impeached the vajaina man 15 times in the last two years.
I wake up every morning and remind you the old man might die of a str0ke or something.
You dye your hair blue and scream incoherent things at me.
SWenemies of convenience.
This is a friendship that ignites upon login, and extinguishes on logout.
Which is why I made the #1 rule to never log out.
I'm always here, with you.
This, is my life.
The world has nothing else for me.
No God.
No family.
No friends.
No hobbies.
No interests.
No ambitions.
It's just you and me.
Let's be best friends forever.
31-35, M
