Makes me realize some of you must be terrible at s3xy chat too.

If you can't imagine a good s3xual fantasy in your own head and write it out, you must svck at s3xual conversations.

Do you form an emotional connection with someone before you turn to intimacy?
Or do you just surprise them with your nvdes and start fapping away?

Bam! Here's a picture of my c0ck, tell me how you like it.
Hallelujah! These are my big saggy t!ts with huge n!pples. Tell me what you'd do to me!

No wonder some of you are so unhappy even though you're buried by c0cks and drowning in pvssy.
No wonder some of you have to do really degen3rate and disgusting things to get turned on and org@sm.
"Missionary s3x is so vanilla and boring!"
The problem isn't missionary s3x. The problem is you. You svck at sex. You're terrible. And you must be pretty fvcked up in the head too if you need to be wh!pped and fl0gged and sm^cked around and p@ssed around and treated like sh!t in order to cvm.
Are you fvcked in the head? Tell me! Tell me now!

Has anyone ever told you that you svck at s3xy chat?
Have you read one of your old s3xy chats from the past and cringed at it's flow?
Are you a s3xual dvmb^ss?