American people are so cruel and superficial, I had a neighbor that wouldn't let his son go in the store with him because he was too ugly to be seen

Alright... don't think I've ever known anyone that shallow

To be fair, I once misread a sign in the car that said "don't place rear faced child in front seat of car" as "don't place rat faced child in front seat of car".

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex.

why did the kid get an eating disorder