I think I figured out how to get those religious people off your porch quick & politely 😁

Somebody knocked on my door rn & asked if I believe in Jesus Christ 😶
I'm fuzzy on the subject but I always just say "no" so they'll leave me alone 😅

After I said no he asked me, "well then what do you think happens when we die?" so I told him, "hopefully we just stay dead 🤷"
He looked at me straight faced, pointed at his book & said "so you don't wanna talk about heaven?"

I said, "I'd rather not" then he politely dismissed himself 😌 I feel pretty satisfied with how quickly & easily that interaction ended lol

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KneAuxBody

Zombie Afterlife ?

Nah! I'm not up for that either!

Brains would get boring as a meal almost immediately.
They're going to be hard and dangerous to find.
They'll be uncooked and messy!
Everyone else will want some.

It'll suck to have your appendages fall off!
Sex just couldn't be anything good at all!
It'll likely look stupid and be painful AF!
Constant Decomposition and Smells!

Not my favorite after death scenario at all!

Mine is:
This is all a continuing Lucid Dream of mine!
I'll wake up in a nice bed and go about my day.
Maybe I won't forget it, next time you'll still be there.
OR, Next time I dream, it'll be another better adventure.
It's all Nested, Dreamers each one Dreaming other Dreamers!

Its just a plausible as anyone else's great LIFE theory!