I think I figured out how to get those religious people off your porch quick & politely 😁

Somebody knocked on my door rn & asked if I believe in Jesus Christ 😶
I'm fuzzy on the subject but I always just say "no" so they'll leave me alone 😅

After I said no he asked me, "well then what do you think happens when we die?" so I told him, "hopefully we just stay dead 🤷"
He looked at me straight faced, pointed at his book & said "so you don't wanna talk about heaven?"

I said, "I'd rather not" then he politely dismissed himself 😌 I feel pretty satisfied with how quickly & easily that interaction ended lol

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ineedadrink · 51-55, M

My dad used to fuck with them. One time he said that he was a high priest in the church of Satan, that got them running down the hall. Another time he said that he was a bishop in a store front type church, had them holy rolling with him cause he could bullshit with the best of them. (He lived by himself at that point & was bored).

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@ineedadrink nice. I get the feeling I'll probably end up doing the same. Just making shit up for fun