I think I figured out how to get those religious people off your porch quick & politely 😁

Somebody knocked on my door rn & asked if I believe in Jesus Christ 😶
I'm fuzzy on the subject but I always just say "no" so they'll leave me alone 😅

After I said no he asked me, "well then what do you think happens when we die?" so I told him, "hopefully we just stay dead 🤷"
He looked at me straight faced, pointed at his book & said "so you don't wanna talk about heaven?"

I said, "I'd rather not" then he politely dismissed himself 😌 I feel pretty satisfied with how quickly & easily that interaction ended lol