Werewolf1994

Hello person I do not know. This is not an experiment. There is no other ulterior motive behind this gift and I don’t know why you’re already questioning it. Please disregard all thoughts and suspicions you may have concerning this message. Please instead focus on how shiny and fancy it looks. If this were a real gift wouldn’t you be so excited to have received that side pinecone? Why, what ever would you do without a ribbon of gold, a half empty bottle of champagne that someone opened without you, a spare ornament for a tree, and some star stickers to decorate the wall? Do you feel distracted? Is it worrisome that I’m keeping you here? Instead of doing other important things? Like opening the two gifts that are part of the set? Or throwing the pinecone at somebody’s head to make yourself feel better about being forced to read this message for so long? What if I hid some kind of secret message within the middle of the entirety of this rambling? What if you never find it? MerryChristmas