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26-30, F
Lesbian, Democrat, Accountant, Stepmom. She/her. Read my profile before you message me.
About Me About Me
1. Read my dang profile before you DM me.
2. I am a lesbian. That means I’m not into men. This is not a challenge or a dare. You will not be the one to “turn” me, my dude.
3. If your profile has no posts, and you and I haven’t interacted in the comments somewhere, I’m going to be very suspicious when you DM me out of the blue, particularly if you’re a dude and [i]doubly[/i] so if you’re expecting me to do the heavy lifting in a conversation you started.
4. I am a stepmom. That means I married a lady who already had a kid. It does not mean I am into spanking or “disciple” or any of that. If that’s your thing, more power to you and I don’t begrudge you that, I just ask that you keep in mind that [i]I’m not[/i].
5. For some reason, I’ve been getting a lot of DMs from bi and bi-adjacent men asking for advice on how to either come out to their spouses/partners or deal with their partners coming out to them. I’m not sure why, and I’m not opposed, but y’all should know. I am not now, nor have I ever considered myself, bi, so I neither have nor claim to have any expertise in this area. If you still want to talk about it, g’wan ahead and message me, I guess, but don’t expect anything more than some basic-ass listening and recommendations to talk to actual bi folks for their perspectives. And see 3, above.
6. Also, I’m a hard pass on clowns. Hardest pass. You DM me about clowns, you get insta-blocked.
2. I am a lesbian. That means I’m not into men. This is not a challenge or a dare. You will not be the one to “turn” me, my dude.
3. If your profile has no posts, and you and I haven’t interacted in the comments somewhere, I’m going to be very suspicious when you DM me out of the blue, particularly if you’re a dude and [i]doubly[/i] so if you’re expecting me to do the heavy lifting in a conversation you started.
4. I am a stepmom. That means I married a lady who already had a kid. It does not mean I am into spanking or “disciple” or any of that. If that’s your thing, more power to you and I don’t begrudge you that, I just ask that you keep in mind that [i]I’m not[/i].
5. For some reason, I’ve been getting a lot of DMs from bi and bi-adjacent men asking for advice on how to either come out to their spouses/partners or deal with their partners coming out to them. I’m not sure why, and I’m not opposed, but y’all should know. I am not now, nor have I ever considered myself, bi, so I neither have nor claim to have any expertise in this area. If you still want to talk about it, g’wan ahead and message me, I guess, but don’t expect anything more than some basic-ass listening and recommendations to talk to actual bi folks for their perspectives. And see 3, above.
6. Also, I’m a hard pass on clowns. Hardest pass. You DM me about clowns, you get insta-blocked.