TheRealJesus

Hello my beloved children! My name is Jesus, the Son of God, and I am the word. I like long walks on water, drinking wine, and getting stoned. My favorite bands are the Nine Inch Nails, and The Rolling Stones. Some of my hobbies include performing miracles, carpentry, wine making, starting shit with blasphemous pharisees, and flipping tables. I also happen to be an unlicensed mystical medical practitioner, but who’s checking?