HELLO CHILDREN, ARE YOUR TUMMIES FULL OF PICKLES?PICKLES WILL BALANCE YOUR CHAKRAS AND CLEAR THE FOGGY MISTS FROM YOUR MINDS
PICKLES ARE THE CALMEST VEGETABLETHEY ARE AS GOOD AS A TEMPLE MASSAGE EASING THE TENSION IN YOUR SHOULDERS MASSGING YOUR TUMMY FROM THE INSIDE FILLING YOUR NOSTRILS WITH THEIR WONDROUS PERFUMES
ON THIS SOGGY DAY REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR PICKLESTHEY WILL PROTECT YOUR BONES AGAINST THE COLD THEY WILL SHIELD YOUR BODY AGAINST THE MOLD PICKLES ARE LOVE PICKLES ARE LIFE
REMEMBER TO CONSUME YOUR PICKLES DAILYTHEY ARE THE MOST NOBLE OF VEGETABLES THEY FORTIFY YOUR CONSTITUTION AND ASK NOTHING IN RETURN VOTE PICKLES NOW AND ALWAYS
HAVE YOU EATEN YOUR PICKLES TODAYTHEY ARE THE HEALTHIEST FOOD GOOD FOR THE MIND BODY SOUL EAT YOUR PICKLES TODAY AND EVERY DAY
