If you ever get lost in the woods, sing this song as loud as you can... And you won't be scared anymore!
I sat my nephew down today....I sad, "Kid, there are two things in life that you absolutely cannot trust. People and farts. Carry on, boi!" Then we played Phasmophobia and got skurd.
I want some silk pajamas for when Stormy Daniels comes to visit me.She settled for a mutated Cheeto, why not me too?
I think I've finally reached my midlife crisis...Well hello there, friend! Thank you for the Steam Deck!
What the hell?You can just look at some of y'all's pics and tell you don't take very good care of your boobies!
This post has been brought to you by the letters H, O and Z!And by the number 9, as in the number of joints I've smoked today!
I can't get that stupid Doja Cat song out of my frikkin head!Something about painting the town red just staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know this whole site was worried about the meezer, but she has been found...And is now imprinting my feet with her scent.
The Fallout series is totally inaccurate compared to it's source material!I watched half an episode and not one glitch!
Dolly! If you're reading this, you little brat, get your furry ass back here!Where the hell did she goooooo?
If you have gigantic moobies like this dude, but no chest hair to go with it? Shame on you! And your genetics!
They want what I have! Why can't they leave me in peace? Ah, I'm playing Stellaris. That revelation will surely bring the girls to the yard ;)