I'm Just Sayin'I love the phrase NSFW. As if your boss would otherwise be happy with you surfing Tumblr on the job.
I'm Just Sayin'A diver went in to clean the shark tank at the aquarium, the shark bit the diver. News reporter interviewing the manager: "So, can you tell us what went wrong?"
I Admire Common SenseAt the post office counter today: "Does this package contain anything fragile, perishable, or flammable?" I replied with a courteous "Nope." To which I received the follow up question "No lithium batteries or perfumes?" And I said "Wait, perfume?...See More »
I'll Keep Your SecretI will keep anyone's secret, and I have. Some very minor, some potentially catastrophic. But what I find fascinating is that if I know you - I won't tell you mine. Not a chance, I'm locked down pretty tight that way. But for some reason posting them...See More »