tRUMP releases fake health evaluation that even Muskrat says is liesEven from a mile away it is blatantly obvious that tRUMP’s BMI falls well into the MORBIDLY OBESE category. It’s also certain that he at least meets the definition for Metabolic Syndrome. And he persists in lying about his (lack of) mental acuity.... See More »
A Pizza Got Me HighA Pizza Got Me High (Parody of Statue Got Me High by They Might Be Giants) A pizza got me high A pizza got me high It sent a load of glucose to my bloodstream, sigh Too much sugar could make me die Too many carbs can get me high I put the... See More »
