Does the English language sometimes feel like it can't adequately support the scope of your emotions?
My ex has texted me nine times without response, and yet still she keeps going.How many more before I change my number?
Do you know what it's like to love somebody...to love somebody...the way I love you?(long distance dedication going out to Pillsbury pie crust)
Will my Italian grandmother return from the grave to hit me with the wooden spoon if I use canned tomatoes in my sauce tonight?
