I Have Something to SayRelationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I Have a QuestionIf you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Edit: the answer is "purple, because aliens don't wear hats."
I Was Involved In a Fight When I Was a ChildA bully at school started a fight with me, and he didn't stand a chance. I won very easily, because I am an expert at Fisticuffs.
I Want the Following Songs Played At My Funeralanother one bites the dust You'll go far kid Carry on my wayward son Pop! Goes the Weasel
I Think Lyrics Can Say It Better Than WordsNightmare by Set it Off They're coming creeping from the corner And all I know is that I don't feel safe I feel the tapping on my shoulder I turn around in an alarming state But am I losing my mind? I really think so Not a creature in sight But,...See More »
I Am a Cat [Cats]Hello There, I'm not like other cats. For you see I am the chesire Cat,but you can call me Chesire. I moved out of Wonderland shortly after Alice's Death, tsk tsk...poor Alice.I bought a house with the mad hatter. My favorite part of this place is...See More »
