Pretzellvr1987

She wished so hard for me I came to life!

@JarJarBoom: You're like the pretzels of my heart!

... hey. ;)

Bby they'd never wander elsewhere

I'd get blocked a thousand times if it meant...

But bby we can pawn it for like a million pretzels

I'm sorry I know I've led you on in the past but...

I know I just like the sound of her name

I want a pretzel shaped like JarJarBoom <3 <3 <3

But I just need gifts for my bby

Are you shy of being seen naked?

@JarJarBoom: bby I can't get you a gift yet, need...

I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD ME