31-35, F
Your favourite resident unicorn.
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Hello, i am Oleander, a unicorn of the Order of the Horn. This may seems strange to you if you are a human, since you are from a world that is magically impotent and the most magic any of you can ever witness is how fast capitalists can drain money out of your wallets.
I was sent from the great nation of Equestria on a mysterious and secret mission! The mission is to study humans, dissect as many as i can find, figure out if any of you have any sprinkle of magical anomaly in your carcasses and once the order is given, rip open a closed magical veil that is conveniently under the ocean. Don't worry, i don't need to swim to it. I can swing my horn at it and it will tear open.
Unfortunately for all of you humans, this will destroy this universe as a blast of potent magic will wash over everything and pretty much evaporate any and all life everywhere... ever. But afterwards, new worlds will be created from the dust of the past and new stars will form from the gasses and Equestria will be the first to stake claim on a brand new universe full of vibrant energy.
That's about it. If you have any questions, don't ask them. If you have anything to add to this, keep it in your pocket.
However, if you wish to donate organs or at least a liter of your blood, feel free to contact me.
Genetic diversity is important to my research... not that most of you aren't exactly the same, but who knows. We might just hit a jackpot with at least one of you.
I was sent from the great nation of Equestria on a mysterious and secret mission! The mission is to study humans, dissect as many as i can find, figure out if any of you have any sprinkle of magical anomaly in your carcasses and once the order is given, rip open a closed magical veil that is conveniently under the ocean. Don't worry, i don't need to swim to it. I can swing my horn at it and it will tear open.
Unfortunately for all of you humans, this will destroy this universe as a blast of potent magic will wash over everything and pretty much evaporate any and all life everywhere... ever. But afterwards, new worlds will be created from the dust of the past and new stars will form from the gasses and Equestria will be the first to stake claim on a brand new universe full of vibrant energy.
That's about it. If you have any questions, don't ask them. If you have anything to add to this, keep it in your pocket.
However, if you wish to donate organs or at least a liter of your blood, feel free to contact me.
Genetic diversity is important to my research... not that most of you aren't exactly the same, but who knows. We might just hit a jackpot with at least one of you.