MrsParker

I have the mouth of a sweary teenager but the body...

That is quite a funny show with just a platter of...

No, but I might be served some fish and chips...

People are loving me tonight!

There's not one chip shop that hasn't caught my...

My cousin's wife died from falling into a river so...

I can turn a mirror into stone!

If I talked about my body, the only thing those...

When my father died I was SO overcome by pain I...

So fucking good that we got married a week later...

I don't see how they could say that. Nobody calls...