Mazguy67

maybe we can go on an imaginary cruise!

A gift of our imaginary weekend away on a secluded island where I'm all yours.....!

You're sweet!

He's not gay he just had to deal with me before I became a man

You're a strange man but you're a good one, so take this pineapple

Thank you for being such a supportive friend!

Thank you for putting up with my for so long

You're gonna need a hat to stay warm while on your business trip up north

You're purrfect

Thank you for always managing to cheer me up even when I'm feeling depressed

Look at this kitty. LOOK AT IT

Get on one of these and come over

Me when you start parenting me

Stuff me with your banana
Get it? Have sex with me

It's you listening to me complaining about all my problems, which is deeply appreciated 😊

Trick or treat! Gimme all the treats

I can trick you into giving me the best treat

You make me a happy kitty!

Nice to connect with a friend.

You+me+these=an amazing time

2036 Presidental Campaign "Miss me with that straight shit" with my favorite token straight spokesperson

The gift of me

This is actually from Miss Pink

You a cutie!

Have fun camping and avoid these!

Since you went to the resort without me

Because you're sooooo sweet

Because you put up with my craziness of cramps today

Here's your present or the value of your present if I have 2 million dollars

You deserve something sweet for being so sweet to me 😘