Black! S-stop it! And clean your mouth!

And you, Potter, how irritant you are! Go to your room, or I'll use your broom to teach you a lesson and send you back to where you belong. Ten points less to Gryffindor for the behavior of each one!

Boo fucking hoo. My heart. It hurts, James. It hurts. Now, I will go have a cigarette while you two get it on... Try not to wake up our fellow Gryffindors, or things are going to get funny.

Shut up you, flea. Now Remus is my best friend.

Well, only if you take me to bed, Lily.

It is not a crime, only an action that you are not allowed to do, Potter.

Now I lost my hope in you, Black. Go back to your rooms, before someone else finds you in the hallways.

Me? Duties? Sorry Evans, you're looking at the wrong Marauder for that. Try Lupin, he may be able to give you a hand.

Smooth, James. Really smooth.

Instead of watching my mouth, Potter, focus on avoiding losing more points for Gryffindor.

And you, Black ... I have hope in you. Take Potter to fulfill his duties.

Bloody hell, Padfoot!

Nice moves, Potter.

Nice lips, Evans.