26-30, F
Weird, quirky, random. Also check my profile please.
About Me About Me
My first time on one of these sites, I hope that changes. Was recommended by a friend. Hi to anyone that looks at my profile.
My name is Laura Swallow. Yes that is my actual last name, please no jokes about it. I am nearly 27 so that makes me currently 26 for now till like less than 2 weeks.
Also one thing first, I can choose who I talk toi, so if I ignore you its because I am choosing not to talk to you, most likely cause your first post to me was sexual.
Just looking to be friends with people around my age and also talk about weird stuff we are into and stuff.
Speaking off weird stuff, I like to swallow objects like marbles and such whole. I have a longer list of stuff I have swallowed and can swallow whole, but thats for later.
Also cool thing about me, I can literally unhinge my jaw, probs going to cause issues in my life later on, but for now..... ye I have something called a shallow mandibular fossa and cause of it my lower jaw can sort of pop out the bit its supposed to be in deeper, but cause mine is so shallow, it takes little effort for me to unhinge my jaw a bit wider that normal, enough so that I can actually fit a billiard ball in my mouth without my teeth getting in the way, but don't worry, I have never tried to swallow one, not that dumb lol.
My name is Laura Swallow. Yes that is my actual last name, please no jokes about it. I am nearly 27 so that makes me currently 26 for now till like less than 2 weeks.
Also one thing first, I can choose who I talk toi, so if I ignore you its because I am choosing not to talk to you, most likely cause your first post to me was sexual.
Just looking to be friends with people around my age and also talk about weird stuff we are into and stuff.
Speaking off weird stuff, I like to swallow objects like marbles and such whole. I have a longer list of stuff I have swallowed and can swallow whole, but thats for later.
Also cool thing about me, I can literally unhinge my jaw, probs going to cause issues in my life later on, but for now..... ye I have something called a shallow mandibular fossa and cause of it my lower jaw can sort of pop out the bit its supposed to be in deeper, but cause mine is so shallow, it takes little effort for me to unhinge my jaw a bit wider that normal, enough so that I can actually fit a billiard ball in my mouth without my teeth getting in the way, but don't worry, I have never tried to swallow one, not that dumb lol.