@Milkshake Did it really have exactly 13 holes? 4 on the left and right and 5 right down the middle? A visual hint about how your luck has run out! Best clean up your language as a guest. Did ever get drafted back into action during retirement?
@Kylie I almost never could resist commenting on the house spanking paddle. Did you know what being invited to the kitchen or "upstairs" enTailed?
Did the spanking live up to standards or was it just "pro forma" to hint at your need to watch your mouth? Residents and not guests probably would have gotten the real thing.
