—Let's stop talking about Tim. He's amazing and that's all we need to know —it was only then that Stephanie noticed the blanket on Jason's shoulders. Without saying anything more about the past subject, she sat next to him at the table and smiled at him—. Want to see some with me? I also have series with explosions behind, in case they are more your style.

Given that it's Tim we're talking about I thought that salt would fit better, but I guess you'd know the pain he caused you better than me. Sure, whatever helps you sleep better at night. Get your coffee and watch your cat videos, that always seems to cheer you up.

Oh shit, Jason. I don't feel like fighting today, why don't you let me be at peace? Now I'll tell you no, lemon burns more, yes. And as for WW, I respect her enough to silence me. But you're a fool if you think that. POINT.

The expression you're looking for is don't rub salt on the wound. Good, because there's no debate to be had, Wonder Woman is simply superior. Finally, something we can agree on.

Thank you for mentioning my dear ex-boyfriend, yes, you don't put lemon on the wound. And I'm not going to fight over who's better because pft, the only important thing is that we both know that Batman is a wretch.

Don't look at me, I wouldn't touch such a lame cup. Ask your boyfriend, the one who you share everything with.

I understand that. I would die if someone drank from my decorative green arrow glass... Which, by the way, I can't find.

Is that why you wanted me to give you my cup, because you didn't want my saliva? It's nothing personal, I just don't share my Wonder Woman cup with anyone.

Ugh. Fine. I also didn't want to drink from a cup with your saliva.

There's still some coffee in the pot, get your own cup and fill it up. I'm not sharing mine.