— I would rather call it treasure, for gifts imply things given for free. This sounds like something I'd be willing to fight for.

— I said it, because it is what it is. You've never heard a story like mine, my dear.

— Who said anything about a gift? Sounds like a treasure worth putting at least two cents worth a damn, in my utmost humble opinion, Miss.

— This is not a gift for everyone.

The question here is, who wouldn't?