Improbablilty

That's not what they told me!

you know what else is hot? setting yourself on...

@Luisa2001: yes make sure the water covers your...

then sleep in the bathtub

Some people are just afraid of my swagger

@couchpotato: are you wishing for that, sugar?

Thats an assumption, sugar

I hope you step on my baby

@mikowee: yes, stay still while i warm my arm up

I'll punch you between your legs

Titanic

I just can't help myself 😍

@juiceyangel333: You are right baby keep posting

What if I'm the antithesis of you?

You keep hogging up the counter with your shaving...