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Find something to pass the time.

Not yet but we live in hope.

Exactly.

Too ugly.

A ritter bit.

It kinda tingles.

Whatever happens to be in the cupboard when I get...

Read those last three words until you get the...

I agree with you, I just think you're invasive and...

Go dressed as a toaster and pretend they're your...

I agree, I get as much enjoyment reading it as I...

Well The Sun seems to find out every week, I'd...

Sure blud.

Unfortunately.

I try not to think about it too much.

I haven't been Jurassic Park for years.

Not at all, dead things were once alive. I'm...

Subs are getting weirder by the day, I swear.

I cook balanced meals from fresh and then eat way...

That toaster is clearly underage.