DMDawson

I'm the Old Lady Simp. 😉

@JohnOinger You're very sweet.

I'm fat and old, but baby, borin' I ain't!

@JohnnyNoir sonofsasquatch will help you.

@TheBlackPowerRanger I was knighted "Old Lady...

1. I drink soda a lot. 2. I'm Old Lady Simp. 3....

@Gleen Aw, I'm so sorry.

Seamus.

@bijouxbroussard I believe that's actually a...

@Fukfacewillie Misspelt 'too'.

You have access to the elixir of life.

@Experienced33 The leathery skin stretched tightly...

@BettyBeez Should I tell people I'm being...

@poisonouscupcake I know. They always bring up the...

I've had terrible dye jobs.

@poisonouscupcake Fatphobia is a legitimate issue...

My husband and I have been quite heavyset in the...

@poisonouscupcake I love guys all of shapes and...

@FaeLuna Earth's population would have to be dealt...

@Longpatrol I've been here 3 years and I have yet...