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Did you ever think we’d live in a world where grocery store clerks and pizza delivery drivers would be thought of as heroes?
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According to The Onion, Jesus Christ has cancelled the second coming due to the pandemic 😂
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Catastrophe! Worse than coronavirus! Worse than an earthquake! Horror of horrors!
I’m out of coffee creamer 😱
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I feel so sore today! I wonder if my favorite Chinese massage place is open... 🤔😅
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How are those package thrives/porch pirates making a living these days? 🤔😂
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So how many of you have realized you don’t actually hate your jobs that much after being stuck at home for so long? 😅
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Mar 29, 2020
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Happy to see grocery stores are mostly stocked again!
Still no TP, disinfectant, hand sanitizer, or canned soup, bet everything else was there at 6pm today 😊
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Woke up with a bit of a headache, slightly sore throat and a mild cough. Guess I’m staying home 🤬
Not so bad that I wouldn’t ordinarily work, but, you know 😞
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Mar 25, 2020
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Welp, Congress appears to be in hour three of their one hour recess, lol
In the morning I’ll either have a fever or money to go make, and either way it’s bedtime for me. Night all!
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Mar 24, 2020
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I see why things take so long to get done in Congress! A one hour recess has so far been 90 minutes and counting 😂
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Mar 24, 2020
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Damnit!!! I was out working rideshare having a slow day anyway, and out of nowhere a nasty cough, sore throat and headache 😡😡😡
No fever though! Ordinarily I’d just pop some ibuprofen and a cough drop and keep going, but given the circumstances I feel obligated to go home and see if it subsided before going out again.
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Mar 24, 2020
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Best virus theory I’ve heard yet!
The Shadow government that secretly rules the world needed everyone locked away for 2 or 3 weeks so that no one would notice as they changed all the batteries in all the birds. (If you didn’t know, birds aren’t real animals...they’re secret AI spy bo...
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Mar 24, 2020
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Good news! The weather channel app says there’s no chance of rain today! Someone should tell that to the clouds leaking overhead right now 😂
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Mar 24, 2020
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I met someone today who has it all figured out...
The Chinese invented this virus and released it on its own population to kill off all the old people who contribute nothing to the economy, and then gave the world all kinds of fake information about how devastating the virus was to scare everyone, a...
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Mar 23, 2020
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Is something weird happening with Amazon? Twice in a row now I had a push message reminding me I have a package arriving the following day,
And both times an hour of two later I had a second push message come in telling me it was 8 or 9 stops away from being delivered 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Mar 23, 2020
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I wonder if you could make the case that coughing in a public space without covering your mouth is an act of bioterrorism?🤷‍♂️😂
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Mar 23, 2020
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SitRep: the number of infected continue to multiply daily, social distancing is being ignored by a significant number,
Hospitals in nearly every state are rapidly running out of supplies, unemployment is at an all time high, the biggest recession in living memory is looming larger and larger on the horizon, the senate is unable to agree on a stimulus package that hel...
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Mar 23, 2020
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How are you passing the time?
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Mar 23, 2020
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I wonder if Netflix knew they would one day play a key role in saving the world? 🤔
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Mar 22, 2020
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The new measure of Hot or Not: would you risk getting Covid19 to sleep with them 🤔😂
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