CaptainCanadia

I've never headbutted anybody, but I've always wanted to, so don't give me a goddamn excuse. I love to shower until the water heater is depleted, which is a source of chagrin between my parents and I. I speak 3 languages, 4 if you count all the Swahili curses I learned from a drunk cab driver. I build life size replicas of Michael Buble and cuddle with them. Someday I want to be a gorilla anaesthesiologist for the Chicago zoo, mostly because I like hairy asses and long needles.