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I’ll bathe them in bread crumbs and hot oil

@CaptainBard you also have nice tiddies so that...

A million times

Or option C. They tolerate you and pity laugh at...

The cat already told me

@CaptainBard look forward to it

@CaptainBard he is home, he’s a refined gentleman...

@CaptainBard your happiness, you can have it back...

What?! Sometimes the cat and I like to have a...

@CaptainBard I win again 😝

@BlueVeins thank you 😘 not many people agree with...

@CaptainBard why do you think you were kicked out...

@CaptainBard you can’t even sit up without...

Absolutely not, you’re a liability

@CaptainBard you’re so cute when you’re mad...

@CaptainBard even your Cuban heels don’t hurt 😂...

@CaptainBard that’s what I thought

@CaptainBard flicks your nose…wanna bet?

@CaptainBard yay…let’s go shorty!!

I’m a difficult person to be friends with