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I’ve never worked but doing nothing gets old...

I have a cuddly zebra called Frank that I’ve had s...

@BlueVeins I do

@Captainjackass it’s basically science

@deadgerbil eww no!

@deadgerbil they should not encourage him

@deadgerbil I see you subscribe to his only fans

@CaptainBard

@CaptainBard at least now you finally know your...

@CaptainBard that’s Mr Andre to you

You just like to argue you disagreeable little...

Where’s my family

I love the hang room…all the doors are just...

I am so fucking happy for you. I knew you could do...

@CaptainBard 😈

@CaptainBard *throws rocks at your greenhouse*

@CaptainBard do you have an endless supply of...

Yes, I love the feeling of being out in the sea

@CaptainBard I thought that was your smile, it’s h...

@CaptainBard aww I bring out your smile, I knew...