I Am So Mad Right Now

So my hairline is starting to recede and I am madmax beyond thunder-dome angry. I know it's just hair but damn I will look like crap bald. I am too young for this crap. This is supposed to happen to 40 year olds not those under 30. I'm extra mad because my brothers wedding is in a few months and I'm going to be in it. That means photos and those will last forever. His future kids and their kids kids and so on and so forth will see them and say damn uncle james, great uncle james, great great uncle james looks like shit. Hells bells and I even spent the money for a custom suit. Bright hot pink damn fabulous but for nothing now. I might as well just give it to a homeless person because it's ruined. What the hell is the point of having a nice outfit/nice look all picked out if one piece of the puzzle looks like crapola? Argh I better start stocking up on wigs. Not the cheap crappy synthetic ones either. I want pure human hair lacefronts an entire arsenal. I mean I have a few but they are mainly for fun purposes. Looks like this is going to be my new life.