I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk
When I allow the liquor to do the thinking, stupid/bad things sometimes happen:
Like when I was camping 3 years ago. I decided to go chop some wood, after I had around 11 beers. While I was trying to chop wood, I noticed that the chopping block kept moving, so I decided to put my foot on the chopping block to hold it down. And it worked, the chopping block stayed put, problem was, instead of chopping a piece wood, I missed, and ended up chopping my right foot. It's a good thing I had my steel toed boots on that night, because boy that would've hurt if I didn't.
Back in December of 2012, I attended a staff Christmas party, and like many others there, I drank a lot. My dumbest moment of that night would've been when I was walking out of the bathroom, and someone looks at me and says: "How's it going?", I looked right at him, and responded by saying: "Sh*t D*cks". Then I walked away. Don't ask me why I said that, or how I came up with that. Let's just blame the liquor and move on.
About 5 months ago (give or take), I played the game Truth or Dare, after downing 2 beers and an entire bottle of Vodka. I'm not going to say much about that night, because this is a night I'd like to forget. All I'll say, is that I completely destroyed whatever dignity I had that night.
Alright, one last mini story about my drunken stupidity before I call it a night. This one took place back in 2010. At a friends birthday party, which was at a pub I went to the bathroom, to take a p*ss, then afterwards I spent about 15-30 minutes trying to find my way back to our table. I'm pretty sure I accidently wandered into the pubs kitchen for a few seconds trying to find my way back to our table. I eventually did find my way back. I then had another drink, then 30 minutes later, I went back to the bathroom, this time to vomit. And right after that was done, I got kicked out. I would vomit again in a taxi, just a block away from home. (Don't worry, I tipped that cab driver good)
The liquor makes me say/do really dumb things. But in the liquors' defence, I do some pretty stupid things while I'm sober too. I'm an idiot either way, but the liquor, brings my idiocy to a whole new level. On the upside, at least I've never tried driving while drunk.
Like when I was camping 3 years ago. I decided to go chop some wood, after I had around 11 beers. While I was trying to chop wood, I noticed that the chopping block kept moving, so I decided to put my foot on the chopping block to hold it down. And it worked, the chopping block stayed put, problem was, instead of chopping a piece wood, I missed, and ended up chopping my right foot. It's a good thing I had my steel toed boots on that night, because boy that would've hurt if I didn't.
Back in December of 2012, I attended a staff Christmas party, and like many others there, I drank a lot. My dumbest moment of that night would've been when I was walking out of the bathroom, and someone looks at me and says: "How's it going?", I looked right at him, and responded by saying: "Sh*t D*cks". Then I walked away. Don't ask me why I said that, or how I came up with that. Let's just blame the liquor and move on.
About 5 months ago (give or take), I played the game Truth or Dare, after downing 2 beers and an entire bottle of Vodka. I'm not going to say much about that night, because this is a night I'd like to forget. All I'll say, is that I completely destroyed whatever dignity I had that night.
Alright, one last mini story about my drunken stupidity before I call it a night. This one took place back in 2010. At a friends birthday party, which was at a pub I went to the bathroom, to take a p*ss, then afterwards I spent about 15-30 minutes trying to find my way back to our table. I'm pretty sure I accidently wandered into the pubs kitchen for a few seconds trying to find my way back to our table. I eventually did find my way back. I then had another drink, then 30 minutes later, I went back to the bathroom, this time to vomit. And right after that was done, I got kicked out. I would vomit again in a taxi, just a block away from home. (Don't worry, I tipped that cab driver good)
The liquor makes me say/do really dumb things. But in the liquors' defence, I do some pretty stupid things while I'm sober too. I'm an idiot either way, but the liquor, brings my idiocy to a whole new level. On the upside, at least I've never tried driving while drunk.
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