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I Write Whatever I Want To Write

For the first time in my life, I truly feel alive!
The vivid colors that surround me are more vibrant than ever,
and seem to pulse as if they are living entities unto themselves.
I'm guessing those mushrooms weren't for pizza...

I changed the last line, as it works a little better with psychedelics ;)

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Bubbles · 36-40, F

hmmm....are you sure that is weed? :P

MildlyInappropriate · 51-55, M

Good point. It may also be the acid I dropped on the way out the door this morning. Who can say, right? ;) @Bubbles

Bubbles · 36-40, F

@MildlyInappropriate Lol, yes that may have done it as well 😆

MildlyInappropriate · 51-55, M

It's all good. I balance it all out with a cup of coffee that's nearly all Bailey's. @Bubbles

Bubbles · 36-40, F

@MildlyInappropriate you have it figured out I see. Smart man!!

MildlyInappropriate · 51-55, M

Better living through chemistry. Actually, I'm just participating in a self-directed longitudinal double-blind study, and I can't wait to see the results! @Bubbles

Bubbles · 36-40, F

@MildlyInappropriate are you having any adverse side effects? Hairy palms, growing boobs?

MildlyInappropriate · 51-55, M

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT MY BOOB FARM?!?!? Oh you meant ON ME. Nope, none of those side effects. @Bubbles

Bubbles · 36-40, F

@MildlyInappropriate 😂😂😂 I was quite impressed with your boob farm, my question though is why do they all have 3 nipples?

MildlyInappropriate · 51-55, M

I have a couple responses for you: why not? Or perhaps, go big or go home, cause this ain't no half-assed boob farm we're running around here! @Bubbles

Bubbles · 36-40, F

@MildlyInappropriate well, you ARE the boob farm expert!

MildlyInappropriate · 51-55, M

I've never been presented as an expert on anything (except in '78 when I was an international smartass award winner), so thanks for that! @Bubbles

Bubbles · 36-40, F

@MildlyInappropriate Well, I hope this year at the boob farm convention, that you will be rewarded for your incredible boob farm knowledge.

MildlyInappropriate · 51-55, M

I think I'm up for the lifetime a-squeeze-ment award.

Ugh.

I can't believe I just made a dad boob joke.

🙄@Bubbles

Bubbles · 36-40, F

@MildlyInappropriate lol, you've gone and done it now. I am going to have to run you out of town *grabs pitchfork*