I Like Jokes And Riddles
" Mojo !".
I`m 70 now and at my age, things do go rather slack,
So I sent for some `Viagra` pills, to get my `mojo` back,
I didn`t tell the missus, my idea I did disguise,
I thought that she would like it when she saw my big surprise.
The pills came and I took them, not reading what it said,
I couldn`t find me glasses, so I had a guess instead,
I used my intuition, I thought I`d got it right,
I took two in the morning, and I took two on the night.
Well things went wrong, quite quickly, of that there is no doubt,
What should have been a small surprise just shot up and stuck out,
It was all stiff and funny and I`ll tell you something else,
When we went to Morrisons` it knocked tins off the shelf.
I knew I`de made a big mistake, I got that into my head,
When it stuck up like a tentpole as I tried to get in bed,
She took one look and screamed at me, " You silly old daft bat,
You`re sleeping on the settee, I`m not camping out with that!".
The doctor said it will be three weeks before the swelling will go down,
In the meantime I must stay indoors and not go into town,
But we have found a use for it, we haven`t put it in a box.
We use it as a washing line to dry two pairs of socks!.
I`m 70 now and at my age, things do go rather slack,
So I sent for some `Viagra` pills, to get my `mojo` back,
I didn`t tell the missus, my idea I did disguise,
I thought that she would like it when she saw my big surprise.
The pills came and I took them, not reading what it said,
I couldn`t find me glasses, so I had a guess instead,
I used my intuition, I thought I`d got it right,
I took two in the morning, and I took two on the night.
Well things went wrong, quite quickly, of that there is no doubt,
What should have been a small surprise just shot up and stuck out,
It was all stiff and funny and I`ll tell you something else,
When we went to Morrisons` it knocked tins off the shelf.
I knew I`de made a big mistake, I got that into my head,
When it stuck up like a tentpole as I tried to get in bed,
She took one look and screamed at me, " You silly old daft bat,
You`re sleeping on the settee, I`m not camping out with that!".
The doctor said it will be three weeks before the swelling will go down,
In the meantime I must stay indoors and not go into town,
But we have found a use for it, we haven`t put it in a box.
We use it as a washing line to dry two pairs of socks!.
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