I Am Retarded
Tarded, tarded, tarded, Re...
'Peat this,
I laughed so hard I thought I'd pissed,
Four, five, six,
This bitch ain't pickin up no sticks,
I Just got my magic wand in my hand,
You could hate it or love it, like am your biggest fan...,
Turn that table,
Lucks out, I ain't able,
Four a'clock come,
"You hear me bangin em like they know where they come from.."
Tarded, tarded, tarded, Re...
Boks on my feet,
Two timin glances of people who can't do a repeat,
Piss off a block,
Uh-oh, tic-toc,
Sunday come, Got me watchin Sanford and Son,
Just like The Jefferson's on Good Friday eatin' cinnamon buns
Tarded, tarded, tarded, Re...
Take this,
Got my chicks on a list,
Main event's what's happenin' here,
Deuces Wild, got me living like it ain't a love affair,
Green figures, black digits, red diamonds,
Got me chasin' them guilty bitches like Big Pun,
You be blazin',
And that's just amazin',
Oh sh8, park that tool an',
I'm livin' it up like Ja ain't Rulein'
Poke this choke that,
Got me spitin fire like that putty tat
Tarded, tarded, tarded...
T-T-T Tarded...
T-T Tarded...
'Peat this,
I laughed so hard I thought I'd pissed,
Four, five, six,
This bitch ain't pickin up no sticks,
I Just got my magic wand in my hand,
You could hate it or love it, like am your biggest fan...,
Turn that table,
Lucks out, I ain't able,
Four a'clock come,
"You hear me bangin em like they know where they come from.."
Tarded, tarded, tarded, Re...
Boks on my feet,
Two timin glances of people who can't do a repeat,
Piss off a block,
Uh-oh, tic-toc,
Sunday come, Got me watchin Sanford and Son,
Just like The Jefferson's on Good Friday eatin' cinnamon buns
Tarded, tarded, tarded, Re...
Take this,
Got my chicks on a list,
Main event's what's happenin' here,
Deuces Wild, got me living like it ain't a love affair,
Green figures, black digits, red diamonds,
Got me chasin' them guilty bitches like Big Pun,
You be blazin',
And that's just amazin',
Oh sh8, park that tool an',
I'm livin' it up like Ja ain't Rulein'
Poke this choke that,
Got me spitin fire like that putty tat
Tarded, tarded, tarded...
T-T-T Tarded...
T-T Tarded...
