I Just Thought I'd Share This

It occurred to me this morning that my neighbours must think I am a little strange. Having taken Cilla the Mighty Schnauzer for her morning constitutional, I was turning into my bit of the estate when 2 of the neighbours drove past us on their way to work and both gave a cheery wave. Now, when you are using one hand to hold the lead and another hand to carry a full, and semi transparent, dog poo bag (no poo bins nearby so I take them home for disposal) there is only one way to return the neighbourly gesture; you raise your free hand with the poo bag in it. Do they think I am showing off a newly won trophy? Do they think I have just had an early morning stroll to the butchers? Even worse, do they think I am thrusting a bag of sh*te towards them as some sort of insult? I imagine what they say to their wives when they come home: "Saw that odd chap who carries a little bag of sh*te around with him again this morning. Insists on showing it to me as I drive past..."