I Have A Foreskin

I like my foreskin. It's rumored to be evil, dirty, and maybe satanic. However St.Paul preached that salvation is offered to both the circumcised and the uncircumcised. I was circumcised at birth, as was my dad. However, my older brothers were not. They were my role models. Identity crisis, simple solution. Saw the plastic surgeon. Said, best way to correct is to regrow by stretching. Did it for 8 months, problem solved. This isn't the Negev Desert man, I shower every day and take care of down there. It feels so much better psychologically and physically to me. My glans returned to reddish purple sensitive quickly. I'm happy. For those who disagree, you are not where I am. You invective is unpersuasive to an experienced believer.