I Have A Foreskin

I refer to the uncut johnson as the "pointed penis" resulting from what gay men call "overhang". I had a pointed penis until some time in my early teens. I was very embarrassed by having to use public rest rooms until I discovered that I could slide my foreskin back and look circumcised. The first time I recall my head being exposed was when my pediatrician forced my foreskin back when I was 7 (it is now known that this is not a good thing to do, but I was not damaged by the experience). I don't recall when I first saw my glans, but it must have been when I was 7 or 8. I do recall having to be slow and careful about pulling it back until I was in high school. Otherwise it could hurt. I did not appreciate how sexual my foreskin was until I began reading anti-circumcision stuff in the 1980s and 90s. After 2nd grade, I was never razzed for having a Weird Dick. By high school, I was an expert foreskin hider. When I came out of the closet in my 30s, none of my friends suspected that I was uncut.
This year, I learned that American teenage boys have a neutral slang term for the natural penis: "pullback". That term highlights an important truth, that many older Americans seem to not know, namely that the foreskin slides back to reveal the bald penis all Americans know and love. This alone is why all claims that the natural penis is uglier than the cut one are utter nonsense. When the foreskin is easily retractable (which is what Nature Intended), the natural penis is a 2-in-1 penis.

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swirlie · 31-35, F

@consa01
The influence of American culture on southwest Ontario is, like it or not, strong.
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You obviously have never been to south-western Ontario to witness what little influence American cultural is actually having in that region or any other part of Canada for that matter. Your suggestion of American cultural influence having a driving effect on a region of Canada that borders the State of Michigan, is so egregiously inaccurate that it surprises me how far off the mark you have chosen to speculate your opinion in this discussion.

How could you possibly know that American culture is having any effect whatsoever on that rural region of south-western Ontario Canada? Those rural folks down in south-western Ontario laugh at Americans and their backward ways on a daily basis, no matter where one travels in that area. It is for absolute certainty that none of them would ever adopt an American mindset as their guiding light to prosperity and global social acceptance. [/c]

consa01 · 70-79, M

@swirlie I have a good friend who spent 6 years in London Ontario doing a PhD at U of Western Ontario. We have had long conversations about life and culture in SW Ontario. I spent a half decade living in suburban Detroit. John Kenneth Galbraith grew up on a farm 10 miles inland from Lake Erie. He wrote in his memoirs that he had no difficulty doing his PhD at Berkeley and then becoming an influential American public servant and public intellectual.
Canadian YouTubers reveal that American ways of thinking, and of amusing themselves, resonate very well with Canadians of the same age. While the Canadian Federal constitution differs from that of the USA, because Canada has remained loyal to the Westminster tradition, Canadian law is quite similar to American law.

A large proportion of Albertans are of American ancestry, a fact which helps explain how Albertans vote and what churches they attend.