This is a Crocs appreciation post

@DarkHeaven flip flops and Birkenstocks are way, way, way worse.

@DarkHeaven I'm not into them either.

@MethDozer you don't even like birkenstocks? 😂

@HannahSky Birks aren’t my favs, but just like flip flops… they can kinda look cute on girls.

@HannahSky Oh hell yeah. Third world footwear that costs a fortune.


Actually I am of the belief that open footwear of any kind has no place in a civilised and enlightened society.

@DarkHeaven I do both, mainly flip flops, it's just easier in the summer

@HannahSky and at a beach or lake, around water basically… they are cute and easy.

@MethDozer you're twice as hot though in the summer wearing boots

@DarkHeaven Let me explain myself here. The Croc is at least "self-aware" of it's purely utilitarian but hideous exposed foot nature. It also at least covers up toenails and some of the other worst part of the foot. Birkenstocks try and pretend they have some level of class that absolutely do not. And Flip-flops? Just go barefoot FFS those stupid things ain't protecting nothing or serving any purpose other that make obnoxious sounds and help rule your ankle.

@DarkHeaven I wear mine to do yard work and stuff like that

@MethDozer I got cute feet and pretty toes. I don’t need to hide shit. 🤷‍♀️

@DarkHeaven Feet are never cute.

@MethDozer You have not seen my feet and you would worship my lesbian toes.

@MethDozer *deletes my feet pics to send you showing my different pairs of flip flops in different colors *😢

@DarkHeaven your lesbian tits? Highly probable. Lesbian toes? Not a chance in lesbian hell.

@MethDozer worship… you’d pray every night to the church of my toes.

@MethDozer I'll leave you 2 alone lol

@DarkHeaven You spelled tits incorrectly.

@HannahSky I’m just being stupid. I’ll see myself out. lol