I'm looking forward to Christmas

I'm the baby in our family and I'm really looking forward to next week because it's Christmas. I think we go to grandma's house like every year (formerly my mother-in-law, but since the structure of our family has changed, my mother-in-law is my grandma, my wife's sisters are my aunts, wife is mommy, her lover is my daddy , older daughter is my aunt and so on). I am also curious what there is to eat and who is coming.
But I also hope not to have to go kneeling. I am so embarrassed to have to sit in pampers and white knitted tights on the wife's lover's lap and ride while everyone is watching.

And of course what does Santa Claus bring for me? Pampers? Knitted tights? Dummy? I am very excited.