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would you f*ck jeff bezos for a chance to go to the moon?

or would you f*ck jeff bezos so you DIDNT have to go to the moon? discuss
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DavidScott · M
I'd f*ck him for the cost of going to the moon 🌙🌚
SweetMae · 61-69, F
Have any other choices?
LucyFuhr · 51-55, F
Even if he [b][i]gave[/i][/b] me the moon, I still wouldn't be able to do it.
Someone else can have my turn.
MethDozer · M
I have no desire to go to space period. Not since I was 13 and came to senses and realized "What the fuck for and do what?"
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
I would not f*ck him here or there
I would not f*ck him anywhere
Not for the moon, not with a spoon
Not with my c*ck, not with a sock
I would not, could not, with three lesbos
I would not, could not, f*ck Jeff Bezos
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
[@371617,NCCindy] not with a tube sock
Not with a moosec*ock
NCCindy · 31-35, F
[@403045,Ambroseguy80] I loved the book when I was a kid.

I'm crushed (not) to know that good old Dr. Suess was a racist !!!
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
[@371617,NCCindy] I think we both know that’s a crock in socks 🧦
Elessar · 26-30, M
While we're discussing this, Bezos if f*cking us all instead
Classified · M
I don't like options 👀
Tminus6453 · M
Why cant i just go to the moon without all this sex with jeff stuff?🥺
Reject · 26-30, M
Either way I’m f*cking Bezos so I’ve lost dearly. So dearly the moon is irrelevant.
Dammit he's back to earth? Fuck 😩 why can't we get rid of this fuck head
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
No...I haven't had sex for 15 years, and I still wouldn't fuck him.
AdaXI · 41-45, T
I would let him butt fuck me stupid so not to go. I mean worrying all the way there and all the way back the shuttle will blow up any given moment is not really my thing.🤣
This is a mean question 🤣
Longpatrol · 26-30, M
I'd fuck someone for thr chance to leave Bezos ON the moon.
We already been to the moon - and today is the anniversary
Miklee02 · 46-50, F
I’ll pass
Kimchigirl · 31-35, F
Money. At least a couple billion
[@1201561,Kimchigirl] He would accept... Wait I just hit on my own mom 😐
It's a few minutes for a lifetime of wealth.
So that I can ride in his fucking penis rocket?😂
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Iamonfire666 · 31-35, F
It’s a no from me
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
I’d run to the moon to avoid coming anywhere near him.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
Space exploration is important for the survival of our species.Jeff considers this to be the most important of all his successes.If we just stay here an ELE event which is Extinction Level Event could end us all.We must be a multi planet species to have a high survival chance.The moon is just stage one.Mars is next.

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