What if trains moved like caterpillars?

What, like, if trains were powered by expanding and contrasting elastic bands or chambers filled with hydraulic fluid?

Bumpy ride. Sounds like you could have lazy yet effective sex inside. 🤔

Eating leaves instead of being delayed by them?

What are you on?

actually coal trains do just that

I think I’d be sick lol

It would be the train ride from hell. 😂