So... i’m gonna tell you

I dream of a man who likes to watch tom & jerry with me 🤣 he needs to brush my hair and massage me, and i have to be his only queen cause i’m fucking jealousssssss! 😡 no need to be rich or a top model , i just want a friend , lover, therapist, to share things with 🤣 ok this post is just a fucked up joke but i was feeling inspired to by thoughts